Guacamole

Awright.  So, Avocados are supposed to increase sex drive.  Pay attention.

Guacamole
Ingredients:

• 1 clove garlic,cut
• 1 large ripe avocado, pitted
• .5g or 1/4 tsp chili powder
• 5mL or 1tsp lemon juice
• 5.5g or 2 tsp minced onion
• sour cream
• Corn Chips or tostadas
• Salt

Directions:  Sprinkle your mixing bowl with salt and rub the garlic around on it.  In the bowl, mash the avocado (MASH!!!) and season with 1/4 tsp salt, chili powder, and lemon juice. Stir in the onion.  Mix well.  Cover with a thin layer of sour cream to avoid browning.  Just before serving, mix well, and serve with delicious Mexican food.

Avocados are particularly succeptible to Enzymatic Browning when they're exposed to the air (all the enzymes in the avocado will start breaking down the yummy and nutritious and sex-inducing chemicals and turn it into something that looks like poop-in-a-bowl).  So covering it with sour cream (or eating it quickly) is *very* important.

Also, you can spice this up, if you'd like, by mixing in some of the fleshy (not watery) parts of tomatoes, olives, or bacon.  But personally, the fascination with bacon in everything always seemed a little gross to me.

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